Comedy Central asked me to do a one-hour special that will air in January. Two concerts were taped October 8th at Chicago’s historic Vic Theater at 7:30 p.m and 10:30 p.m. Both sold out, so an Oct. 7 preview show was added. Here are 29 reasons you should have been there.- You think I’m funny and want to see the new stuff.
- You might see your beautiful face on Comedy Central. You can say,
“Oh wait, I went to this show. Yep, there I am. I should’ve been paid
to be on TV.”
- An hour special is rare for Comedy Central. So it must be a
special special.
- When it sells out you’ll be all, “Oh, I should have bought tickets!
Hand me that bourbon.”
- You love Manatees, Hot Pockets or want to be Pope one day.
- I’m sorry, did you say meow?
- Because you like to go to the bathroom with door open.
- It will be the least expensive $25 theater show you will go to.
- You whisper to yourself, too.
- Chicago is beautiful in October.
- You like Big Red Gum.
- That’s silly.
- You’d like to see how bald and fat I’ve gotten.
- That’s sad.
- You live in the Vic theater anyway.
- You’ve downloaded my stuff and feel guilty.
- You want to see some hot Jim on Jim action.
- That’s weird.
- Wow! You actually read this far down.
- No, I ran out of reasons at like 5, but just kept going.
- Have you ever noticed how at times typing can be therapeutic?
- Don’t tell anyone else but you are my favorite friend.
- At least this isn’t an email about my kid.
- Nice room you have here.
- So this is where you put your computer, huh?
- You look nice in this lighting.
- The camera would be really good to you at the taping.
- No, I’m not hitting on you.
- Five–eight-eight two–three hundred Empire!!!!
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